I am sad to say that I have never had much luck with a dating service

I am sad to say that I have never had much luck with a dating service of any description. I was never much good with anything even remotely electronic, but when someone showed me what a dating site was I became even worse than I am normally. The excitement of the average dating service made my fingers twitch on all the wrong buttons, meaning that I would get into all sorts of muddles and end up typing the wrong thing to the wrong person. I tried many a dating service, but all of them seemed the same for me: I could never manage to type properly, or tell the person I was contacting what it was I was trying to tell them. Then one day I tried a brand new dating service. It was called; well, actually I can't quite remember what it was called, but it was good. Put it this way, it worked for me.

This amazing success may have had something to do with the fact that the day before I had gone out and got myself a new key board; this key board had big keys, keys that I could not get my fingers jumbled up on. I could now tell everyone what I thought of them without getting into a big mix up.

It was on that web site that I can not recall the name of that I found my first love. His name was Dave and he came from Cardiff. Cardiff is a long way away from where I live, but he was willing to make up the distance. One day at the end of summer he decided that the two of us should meet up. We met in a motorway station, and it was there that we first hugged. It was a wonderful embrace, and I felt very sad when he put me back down on the floor again, and my ribs ceased to crackle. I wanted to stay in that bear hug for the rest of my life, despite the fact that I would never be able to breathe again.

Our first date was in a fast food restaurant in the motorway station. It was a particularly delicious burger, and I got a really good happy meal toy out of my happy meal. Dave swapped his because it wasn't very good. That night we went back to our separate homes, but I was very sad to see Dave go. I never saw him again.